I have a friend in prison who is very kind.
Someone asked him to donate his eye, he gave it for free. Someone asked for his kidney, he also gave it for free. Another asked for his hands, he gave them both, free of charge.
My good friend was still willing to donate his legs as well but the Warden didn’t approve it.
The Warden said, “That’s enough! You think I didn’t notice that you are trying to escape piece by piece?!”
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