Husband comes home

When the husband came home, he was worried because his mistress had pulled out his nails on his chest. Seeing the cat sleeping on the couch, he opened the door and slammed it hard.

The cat meowed loudly and ran out the door. When his wife came into the living room and asked what happened, he replied angrily. “This cat is crazy, I came in and it just jumped on me and scratched my chest. “Look at that bad line! ”The woman replied: You did very well, today this fool bit my ear and put hell on my neck.

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