Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast

Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast.

Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin.

After a few minutes conscious again he asks:”What was that ? – Why did you hit me that hard ?”

She: “That was for 25 years of bad s*x.

“He continues eating his breakfast thinking about this for a few minutes and than strikes back and knocks her out.

A few minutes later she is coming back to consciousness and he explains:

“That was because you know the difference between good and bad s*x.”

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