How much for that TV?

A Blonde walks into an Appliance store.

And talks to one of the salespersons, she asks ” how much for that TV” he replies ” we dont serve blondes in this store please leave”.

She feels quite hurt and discriminated so she decides to turn her appearance and revisit the store.

She dyes her hair black and walks back in, meets the same salesperson and says ” How much for that TV?” He replies again “we dont serve blondes in this store please leave”.

Shes quite shocked at how he cracked her outfit and decides to up her game this time around.

She dyes her hair Red this time, wears a scarf around her head and wears quite big sunglasses as well. Convinced she looks totally different she heads back to the store, meets the same salesperson and asks the same question ” how much for that TV?”

And again he says “sorry we dont serve blondes in this store please leave”. This time furious and exhausted she asks

“How do you know its me all the time, i dyed my hair twice hid my pretty face in these sunglasses yet you know its me always.” And he replies ” because that right there is a microwave.”

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