Here, put these on!

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.

As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.”

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

“I cant wear your trousers,” she said.

“That’s right, said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”

With that she flipped him her underwear and said, “Try these on.”

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

“Hell,” he said. I cant get into your underwear!”

She replied, “That’s right, and that’s the way its going to stay until your attitude changes.”

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