Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond.
In the summer we could swim in the pond, and pick berries in the woods. We’d swing on an old tire my dad hung from a tree on a rope. And we had a pony we rode all over the farm.
”The little boy was amazed,, and sat silently for a minute. Finally, he said, “Granddad, I wish I’d gotten to know you a lot sooner!”
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