A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband. She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
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A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist. A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take…
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair…
A little boy walks into his parent’s room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and…
The plane ascended into the night sky, but the tranquility of the journey was soon disrupted by the repetitive kicking of the daughter’s seat by the young…
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…