A man and his wife are at a high school reunion and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband. She’s my ex-wife.
She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
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A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods. They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears. Genie: “Well, alright Two customers…
A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. The bartender asked, “Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?” “I feel fine, why…
A traveler was walking along the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars…
Old Preacher Man Goes To See The Doctor All tests came back looking good, and the doctor sits down to discuss the results with him. “Well, Eric,…
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground So large that they can’t see the bottom of…