Funny – Social Sécurity Application

After retiring, I went to the Social Securiy office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.’

Views: 0

Related Posts

A mechanic, an engineer and a computer scientist are travelling together in a car

A mechanic, an engineer and a computer scientist are travelling together in a car, when the motor suddenly fails. The mechanic and engineer each try various techniques…

There was an Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when suddenly they were captured by pirates.

There was an Englishman, Scottishman and an Irishman swimming in the sea one day when suddenly they were captured by pirates. The captain said to them your…

A third grade teacher asked her students

A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went first,…

A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff.

A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out…

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances…

“I have an interesting case here”

A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here … And old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *