A HORNY BURGLAR !!! A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom… The husband said to the wife “satisfy him or he will k*ll us, be strong.
I love u” Wife said “he didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom.
eeeeeeee So be strong, I love u too……!!!
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