A little girl complained to her father, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!”
Trying to be funny, her father joked, “But honey, you already have a sister!”
Confused, the toddler asked, “I do? “Sure,” her dad said, pulling the kid’s chain.
“You don’t see her because every time you come in the front door,
she scoots out the back door!
“The confused toddler thought for a moment and then beamed,
“You mean just like my other daddy!”
Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and…
The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied. “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with…
Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left…
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this…