Everyone asked a 100-year-old man for his health secrets: The old man said: I’ll tell you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years. Promised my wife when we got married that when two people quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 kilometers.
I’ve been walking 5 kilometers every day for 75 years! Everyone asked again: But how come your wife’s very healthy as well? The old man answered: I tell you another secret. She’d been following me to make sure I really finished the 5 kilometers!
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