Elsie, an elderly lady, was patiently waiting to park in a spot

Elsie, an elderly lady, was patiently waiting to park in a spot when a young man in his brand new red BMW zipped around her and claimed the space she had been eyeing.

Fuming, Elsie approached the young fellow and, with a forced smile, said, “I was about to park there.”

The young man, barely glancing at her, replied with a smirk, “That’s what you get to do when you’re young and sharp.”

Infuriated, Elsie climbed back into her car, shifted it into reverse, and without hesitation, stomped on the accelerator, ramming straight into his shiny BMW.

The young man rushed back, eyes wide, and shouted, “What on earth did you do that for?”

Elsie, now with a satisfied grin, looked him in the eye and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich.”

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