During a commercial airline flight

During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms.

When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant as discreetly as possible.

The Chief pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related articles.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, he responded, “Gosh, that’s a good-looking baby…and he sure was hungry!”

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said b.r.e.astfeeding would help alleviate the pressure in the baby’s ears.

The Chief sadly shook his head, and in true Sailor fashion, exclaimed, “And all these years I’ve been chewing gum.”

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