Do you realize you were speeding?

“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over.

“Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very good excuse.”

“What’s that?” he asks.

“I’m trying to get where I’m going before I forget where I’m going.”

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