Story – Why?
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids….
Funny – A husband walks
A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price…
So Best funny story
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and…
So funny – The Professor
The Professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you…
Best so funny – A man
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’,…
A Woman visits her
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs…
Penguins
Dead Penguins – I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they all go?Wonder…
So funny – Once
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot…
A former – funny
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back.He was…
Story – Last month
At his brother’s wedding, a man decided to give his mother a taste of her own medicine. He shared the story on Reddit, where he was praised…
A man was
A MAN TELLS AN OLD WOMAN TO LOWER HER SKIRT. HER RESPONSE IS PRICELESS! An old lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship holding…
So funny – An old
An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give…