Johnny asks the teacher
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
An Amish husband, wife, and son travel to the city on vacation.
An Amish husband, wife, and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son…
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it.
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over…
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I…
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check-up.
At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check-up.“I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor. “The good news is you have 24 hours left…
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep hill…
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn
A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about…
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, young lad, I think you had…
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt…
Two little boys were known troublemakers
Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands on, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys…
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of…
A woman was taking an afternoon nap
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do…