So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she…
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in…
A husband and wife were traveling
Finding the appropriate accommodation when traveling can give most people a hard time, just like it did to the husband and wife in the joke below. Make…
A husband leans over and asks his wife
A husband leans over and asks his wife “Do you remember the first time we had made love together over fifty years ago? “We went behind the…
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price…
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents “How was I born?” ‘Well honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent, “An Angel brought you…
Woman Panics When The Snow Starts Falling. Then Her Husband Says This
Woman Panics When The Snow Starts Falling. Then Her Husband Says This. One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer…
HE SHOCKED HIS OLD WIFE BY SAYING HE’D RATHER BE WITH A 23-YEAR-OLD. HER REPLY IS PRICELESS.
HE SHOCKED HIS OLD WIFE BY SAYING HE’D RATHER BE WITH A 23-YEAR-OLD. HER REPLY IS PRICELESS. After being married for 50 years, I took a careful…
Little Boy Rewrites Letter to Santa
Seven-year-old James strolled the Atlanta Christkindl Market, dreaming of a new iPad from Santa. His parents emphasized the joy of family time over gifts. Spotting his former…
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet.
A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please…
The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up
The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up…Little Johnny: “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch…
A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship.
A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10…