Farmer Does
Farmer Does Something Very Strange At His Wife’s Funeral. This Is Priceless. An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night…
FUNNY – I’M SORRY MR.SAM !!
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As…
Teacher Assigns Her Class Of
Teacher Assigns Her Class Of Kids To Sell Something On The Weekend. This One Boy’s Strategy Is Genius. The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They…
What not to say
What Not To Say To Your Girlfriend On A Date. This Kid Absolutely Nails It. During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good…
And She Knows How To
In class one day, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after a test, and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling that you have been cheating…
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR !! A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man…
Sent a message to
A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.” Husband:…
A blonde walks into a bank
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks…
She Was Shocked When She
She Was Shocked When She Overheard Her Son Saying This In His Room. But His Teacher’s Response Is Hysterical. Little Billy was at home doing his math…
He bought it for his
“Last night I bought a sunflower to put on the windshield of someone I’m smitten with. After some consideration I decided not to since we had only…
SHE WAS ALREADY
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left,…
Odd Jobs
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey…