… a State Trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” He turns…

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a…

Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed…

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…

This drunk gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. About two hours,” says the conductor. “OK,” says…

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have misunderstood you What did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to…

One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women…

A guy approaches a call girl on the street and asks her, “How much?” She replies, “$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand up.”…

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each…

We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends…

Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the…