Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and…
Mulla Nasruddin was once brought before a judge by a man to whom he owed some money.
Mulla Nasruddin was once brought before a judge by a man to whom he owed some money. The creditor said to the judge: “This man owes me…
Jeff walks into a bar
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong. “Well,” replies Paul, “You know…
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner He asks his son, “Son, where were you…
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill.
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow 24,…
She was a very good-looking woman
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the…
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank
A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money She insisted that she must speak…
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing….
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm
A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, This is the pig…
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary.
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old corset oil…
The man checked his speed
The man checked his speed and saw he was going 30mph He thought, “Am I crazy, or is this chicken keeping pace with me at 30mph?” So…
A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window
A guy sees an advertisement in a pet-shop window: “Talking Centipede $100.” The guy goes in and buys it. He gets home, opens the box and asks…