An arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up….

Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle. Judi asked what the difference…

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?” He replies, “I was stuck on…

A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a man…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”…

Dorothy and Edna, two ‘senior’ widows, are chatting. Dorothy says, “That nice George Johnson asked me out on a date. I know you went out with him…

An elderly couple walked into a diner and ordered one burger, a side of fries, and a drink. The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it…

An old cowboy moseyed into a dusty old bar and ordered himself a glass of whiskey. He settled onto a stool, tipped his hat back, and took…

Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday once…

A 95 year old man and his 94 year old wife see a lawyer about a divorce. The lawyer asks them when they got married. “I was…