A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines….

A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk. She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!! There’s no plot and…

My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know”…

John O’Reilly raised his beer at the pub and proudly declared, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life… between the legs of me wife!” The pub…

A Husband and Wife’s Funny Moment A man and his wife were relaxing in the living room when he said: “Just so you know, I never want…

A group of 40-year-old friends debated where to meet for lunch. After some discussion, they agreed on the Ocean View Restaurant—because the waitresses were stunning, with gorgeous…

Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never believe this!”…

A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up…

I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see…

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…

Paddy goes to the doctor for a medical check-up, hoping to finally find out what’s been bothering him. The doctor listens carefully, thinks for a moment, and…