A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…

So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something. The only time…

A little boy hops on a bus and sits right behind the driver. Grinning, he starts chattering: “If my mom was a hen and my dad was…

I was at the checkout at Walmart, minding my own business, when the cashier rang up my total: $46.64. I handed her a crisp $50 bill. She…

One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns…

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As…

Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground So large that they can’t see the bottom of…

Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, “You think your assistant is dumb, watch this.” And the man calls…

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed…

An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady. The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age…