“I’m scared,” Johnny said to one of his friends, “I got a letter from a guy who said he’d break my legs if I didn’t stop seeing…

I was playing a big game of hide and seek when I went camping with a big group. We were devided in teams of two and we…

Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant. One guy goes off to lunch and comes back to find his buddy standing above a vat…

Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the…

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden…

Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson were out gardening when the boy spotted an earthworm struggling to wiggle back into its hole. “Grandpa, I bet I can put…

I patted my pockets. No keys. Panic set in. Then it hit me—I must’ve left them in the car! Heart pounding, I bolted to the parking lot….

Four strangers found themselves traveling together in the same compartment of a European train: two men and two women, all facing one another. One woman was a…

Every day at the office coffee machine, a male coworker steps up way too close to a woman. He takes a deep breath, inhales dramatically, and says:…

Took the family out to eat at Applebee’s. The parking lot was packed, but I spotted a guy heading to his car, so I waited about 10…

Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to…