A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I was taking…

One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called…

She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was…

Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Mom and Dad for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…

Three little pigs walk into a restaurant They are seated at a table. After a few minutes of looking at the menu, they decided to start with…

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I…

I was in a London pub on a Saturday night. Had a few drinks. I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong…

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best…