A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!…

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s…

Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic!!…

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before”….

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and…

I’VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard…

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from…

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives….

Wife Honey can u please help me clean de garden? Husband – I look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.Husband-Do i look…

A man and his wife were having some arguments and problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next day the man realized…

In the following joke, we hear about a teacher who asked a student a question and when they didn’t get the answer they wanted, they began to…