Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids….

Paddy was walking down a street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand-new Mercedes. Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. “Mick, where’d…

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up living together. They get back to his place, and as…

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to…

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price…

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? “HUSBAND: “Definitely not! “WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course…

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and…

A HORNY BURGLAR !!! A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom… The husband said…

A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A…

She Didn’t Realize Tapping Him On The Shoulder Would Make Him Do This… Wow. Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Midway airport, leaned over…

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and…