Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian…

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “In front of you”? he asks, shyly….

A super hot woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My…

So David Is finally engaged and is excited to show off his new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls…

A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny who…

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What…

Mom: “How was your exam today?” Son: “Very easy.” Mom: “That’s wonderful! So you think you’ll get a good grade?” Son: “I’m not sure about that.” Mom:…

Grandmother and her grandson are shopping at the Supermarket. Grandma: “Diploma, give me the sugar. Diploma, put down that packet of sweets.Cashier : “Granny, is your grandson’s…

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said, “Yesterday my mother…

An eighty-five year old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates. They had been in good health…

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…