The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam, “I…

While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven… which…

One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women…

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out…

A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The…

One night four college students were out partying late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning, they…

A boy wanted to borrow $50 from his dad. “Dad, can I ask you something?” the young boy said. “Of course, what is it? ” replied the…

There are some people who are born with a natural ability to sell and others who develop that ability over time. In fact, you might sometimes hear…

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of…

There was once a pizza delivery man named Adam. Every shift, he would take the orders that he knew would gain him the highest tips. One day,…

Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported. 1. A pilot who was a little too honest. On a Continental Flight with a very…