My husband and I were dressed and ready for a nice night out — dinner and a show. Since we’d been burgled once before, we turned on…

A man came home from work, went straight to the bedroom, and shared a romantic moment with his wife.   Feeling satisfied, he headed to the kitchen for…

After nearly a year as a widower, Old Harold became the subject of widespread town chatter when whispers began circulating about his intention to marry a considerably…

For her fiftieth birthday, a woman decided she deserved a significant personal upgrade. She invested fifteen thousand dollars in a facelift, and the outcome was astonishing—she felt…

One Sunday morning, the pastor announced that the church was trying to raise some extra funds and asked everyone to give whatever they felt led to give. …

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…

Jenny’s friend, Debbie was complaining about a sore throat. So Jenny said.‘When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband and the next day…

A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a…

A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they…

Yesterday I was at my local supermarket buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a…

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender walks…