A man came home from work

A man came home from work, went straight to the bedroom, and shared a romantic moment with his wife. 

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 Feeling satisfied, he headed to the kitchen for a drink. But to his shock, there she was again, reaching into the fridge! 

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Confused, he asked, “Wait… how are you here again? We were just in the bedroom!”

His wife gasped, “WHAT?! That wasn’t me! My mom came over earlier, and I let her rest in our room while I finished some chores!” 

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The man’s wife stormed toward her mom, furious, and demanded, “Why didn’t you say anything?!”

Her mom looked calm and replied, “You know, dear… your husband and I are not exactly on speaking terms.”

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