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A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and fires….

What do two plus two equal?

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician…

I have really bad news. You’re very sick

A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he got there. While…

On a skiing holiday to Canada

This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the…

A 10-year-old girl asked her mother

Mom, how was I born? The mother smiled and replied: Once upon a time, me and your father decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Dad put…

Little Johnny and Susie decided it was time to get married

Little Johnny and Susie, both five years old, were playing house when they decided it was time to get married. Determined to make it official, Little Johnny…

A shiny new Corvette convertible

An elderly gentleman had just picked up his shiny new Corvette convertible. Feeling like a teenager again, he decided to test what the car could do. As…

Separate bedrooms after the wedding

Jenny had married Roger, a man much older than her. Concerned about his health, she decided they should have separate bedrooms after the wedding to ensure he…

Celebrating the love… again and again… all night long

A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do—celebrating their love… again and again… all night long. The…

Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon

Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid…

A lady goes to the store

A lady goes into a store to buy some cat food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a…

A GIRLS FIRST TIME

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches…