Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the…

An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…

A man was away on a business trip and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely. A little girl picks up…

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter’s house later that night. “What happened,…

A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk. She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!! There’s no plot and…

The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay…

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t…

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers…

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted…

As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “5 lamb chops, please.”…