Two blondes decided to go shopping
Two blonds decided to go shopping. A few hours later they come out and the first blond realizes that she has locked her keys in the car,…
FATHER IN LAW ASKED HER TO HELP HIM
FATHER IN LAW ASKED HER TO HELP HIM WITH HIS WORK FOR ONE DAY. WHAT FOLLOWED NEXT LEFT HER STUNNED. So one day my father in law…
There is a diner in New Orleans
There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want…but if they can’t, they will give you $5,000 as an…
Elderly Woman Gets Even With The Grocery Store Clerk
When was the last time you thought yourself out of a difficult situation? You might find that you are swimming in deep waters in life and suddenly,…
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,…
I want to buy this material for a new dress
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress How much does it cost?”…
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to…
Dead donkey
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had…
Video: He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until…
Why do you want divorce?
Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm…
This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment
This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment, Including Her Teacher. The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a…
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol…