A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…

A woman enters a hair salon and mentions she and her husband will be taking a trip to Rome to the hairdresser. “Rome? Why would anyone want…

A frustrated wife waiting impatiently for her husband to return home from work posted a note that read, “I’ve had enough of you and I’m leaving. Don’t waste your…

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks,…

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting…

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into…

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son:…

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many…

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play…

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three…