The other night, I was invited out for a girls’ night. I promised Jerry I’d be home by midnight. “I swear!” I said confidently. But as the…

One afternoon, two young boys wandered into a pharmacy. They roamed the aisles for a bit before confidently grabbing a box of tampons and making their way…

Two friends went into a bakery. One of them sneakily took three pastries without the shopkeeper noticing and boasted about how clever he was for not getting…

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As…

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to…

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a…

Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it must…

A blonde walks into a store to buy a new TV. She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the…

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,…