An Old Man Is On His Death Bed

An old man is on his death bed and calls all his family and the priest.

He says to his first son

“I want you to have all the property in the north of the town, I have 16 houses there.”

He says to his second son

“I want you to have all my commercial property, 8 businesses.”

He says to his third son

“I want you to have the houses in the southern district, there are only 4, but they are expensive and lucrative.”

The old man passes away and the priest says

“That is unbelievable, he must have been incredibly wealthy?”

The old man’s widow laughs and says

“He was a Window Cleaner”

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