An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office.

An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office.

“Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” she said.”They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.””

“I’m going to prescribe some sleeping pills,” said the doctor.”A few of these and your troubles will be over.”

“Great,” said the blonde.”I’ll try anything.”

A few weeks later, the blonde returned, looking worse than ever.”Doctor, it didn’t work! I’m more tired than before!””

“I don’t understand how that could be,” said the doctor, shaking his head.”Those are the strongest pills on the market!”

“Maybe so,” said the blonde, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs, and when I finally catch one, it’s hell getting him to swallow the pill!”

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