An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to his son: “Don’t be nervous, son, do com.
asked to speak to his son: “Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”
Tommy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked him: “If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Jane, £5 to Clair & £5…
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A man was getting a haircut before his trip to Rome. He mentioned his upcoming travels, and the barber said, “Rome? Why would you want to go…
One day, a man rushed into a restaurant and quickly took a seat. When the waitress arrived at his table, he said, “Look, I’m in a hurry….
A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said,…
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