An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the sales-man

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the sales-man had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde. “I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price,” said the man.

“Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model.” “Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grin-ning salesman. Just then the grin-ning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys. “There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get this joker to drop the price. “See you later, grandpa.” Never mess with the elderly!

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