An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar

An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar

“In the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. This is God’s word so it is true.”

The doctor looked at the priest funny and said.
“You cannot be serious, I have been in practice for years and life begins at birth when you breathe your first breath of air.”

The priest and doctor continued to argue their point and as others began to shift their attention to their conversation, the old man spoke.

“You are both wrong, my wife and I fully agree that life begins when your kids finally move out of the house!”

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