An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant

Waiter Gives An American Tourist The Shock Of His Life… This Is Perfect.

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant, following a day of sight-seeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a scrumptious, sizzling platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served at the next table?”

The waiter replied, ” Ah senior, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy! “The American, though momentarily daunted, said, “What the hell. I’m on vacation! Bring me an order! “The waiter replied, “I am so sorry Senior.

There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy! “The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday! “The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, “Si senior. Sometimes the bull wins.”

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