A woman walked into a pet shop

A woman walked into a pet shop and immediately noticed a large, beautiful parrot with a price tag of just $50.

“Why so cheap?” she asked.

The shop owner hesitated. “I’ve got to be honest with you… this parrot used to live in a brothel. It might say some inappropriate things.”

The woman thought for a moment, then shrugged. “I’ve heard worse. I’ll take him.”

She brought the bird home, hung the cage in the living room, and waited.

The parrot looked around its new surroundings, then at the woman, and said:
“New house, new madam.”

A little shocked, she laughed it off.

Later that afternoon, her two teenage daughters came home from school. The parrot observed them and said:
“New house, new madam, new girls.”

The daughters burst out laughing, though slightly embarrassed.

But then the husband walked in from work. The parrot tilted its head, gave him a long look, and said:
“New house, new madam, new girls… old clients!”

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