A woman is walking on the road

A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further. She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again.

“Don’t take a step further.”She stops and a car skids past.Then suddenly she hears the voice saying “I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?”Yes! Shouts the woman, “Just where were you on my wedding day!”

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