A woman in her late 30s

A woman in her late 30s was happily jumping – unclothed – on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while then asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,

“I don’t care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that not only am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”

The husband replies, “What did he say about your 42-year-old arse?”

“Your name never came up,” she says.

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