A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “A gorgeous Italian girl! ”The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?” “Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present? ”“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – a gorgeous Italian girl!”

“Oh, that” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!”

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