A small boy is sent to bed by his father

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:

“Da-ad…”

“What?”

“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”

“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”

“Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…”

“WHAT?”

“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”

“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”

“Five minutes later…

“Daaaa-aaaad…”

“WHAT??!!”

“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”

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