A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”
“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.
“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing, to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she…
A husband leans over and asks his wife, “do you remember the first time we had make love together over fifty years ago?” “We went behind the…
A man goes out of prison after twenty years. He decides to go back to the neighbourhood where he lived. When he gets there he cannot recognize…
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were sitting in the OB/GYN’s office and the brunette and the redhead were discussing whether they were having boys or…
A blonde stopped at a gas station, got out of the car, opened the hood, and checked the engine oil. After a few seconds of what appeared…
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to…