A man brings some flowers home to his wife.
She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.
Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?”
His wife replies, “For the flowers of course.”
He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?”
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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances…
A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here … And old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor…